RGIII is the newest addition to Subway’s group of athlete representatives. And this is how they announced it. By making a 3 foot tall statue of him out of meat and bread. Awesome. My only question is who is going to get to eat this thing? I know that birds and animals are probably going to eat it and shit on it, but the insides gotta be good right? I think that because the Redskins are going to draft him, they should get to eat him. It’s only right. Sad part about the draft is that I’m pretty sure in a couple of years most of the teams are going to wish that all they had gotten was a Subway statue that they could have eaten, instead of payed millions of dollars to be a bust.

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