Antonio Cromartie has done it again. His wife just had a son, Jagger, not too long ago and once again she is pregnant with twins. That will make 12 kids by 9 women. Just ridiculous. The funniest thing about this is that all his baby mammas are getting together because they want to do a reality show so that their kids know who their half brothers and sisters are. He supposedly pays more than $3,500 a month to 7 women. That’s almost $300,000 a year. Insane amount. I know that he signed a $32 million contract last year, but there is no way that he’s going to be able to pay that amount once his playing days are over. He’s going to have to start a charity for the sole purpose of helping his own kids. He can call it “Cro’s Kids”. And the worst part is that I wouldn’t be surprised if he had more kids. I have a feeling that pretty soon we might be seeing “Growing Up Cromartie” on the TLC channel. That shit would be a hit too. All his baby mammas and his wife all living under the same roof, with Cromartie as some kind of polygamist. Tim Tebow could even come over the house on Sundays to lead prayer services for the family. It would probably be hilarious. Here’s a nice chart of all Cromartie’s kids and baby mammas if you lost track.

P.S.- I wouldn’t be surprised if Cromartie pronounced his son Jagger’s name as Jager. I’m guessing that Jager plays a pretty big part in the conception of most of his kids, but is also deceptively hard to spell.

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