I don’t even know why Bear Grylls would do this. I really don’t. Did he have to prove that he could light a baseball on fire? We know that you can light shit on fire Bear, we’ve watched you do it on tv all the time. And look at the stands in the background. There’s only like 30 people in the first 5 rows. Pitiful. Just goes to show you that just because the ownership changed, your still stuck with the same crappy team. Even if you have Bear Grylls throwing out the first pitch after he lights it on fire. An for a supposed “survivalist”, Grylls looked like he had kind of a tough time lighting that baseball on fire.

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