If you’re the Orioles this has to be the absolute worse way to start your season right? It’s bad enough that they lose to a college team, but the fact that the college team is also a community college makes it worse. I know that people are going to say that the Orioles best players didn’t play and a bunch of other excuses, but there really is no excuse. There is no way that any college line up should be better than even the Orioles worse players. No way. To top it all off the community college’s mascot is an angry manatee. There is no such thing as an angry manatee. When I picture a manatee I picture probably one of the nicest animals in the world. Just fat and carefree. Congratulations Orioles, you got beat by a community college team with a shitty logo. Have a nice season.

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