Ryan Braun has become the first player in MLB history to successfully get a suspension and the MLB is pissed. Braun’s suspension was overturned because the tester decided to take Braun’s piss home with him because he thought that the local Fed Ex was closed. You can’t even make this stuff up. I guess that’ a better story than the rumor that Braun has herpes and that his medication made his testosterone sample high. Even if that’s true, reports say that Braun’s testosterone levels were 20:1! That’s crazy. What should really be investigated is how Braun only hit 33 home runs.