Ok, maybe D Wade doesn’t cut up LeBron’s steak and spaghetti but someone does when he orders it, probably Chris Bosh. In an interview with a steakhouse server who has served LeBron in the past, she says that LeBron drinks apple martinis and orders his steak well done and pre-cut up. I’m pretty sure that this has something to do with the fact that LeBron has had everything handed to him throughout his entire life, but don’t you think that someone should have taken care of this by now? Don’t you think that Delonte West should have stepped up and broken this habit. You know Delonte can’t have his almost step son going around ordering his food cut up like a baby and drinking girly drinks. This is why LeBron will never win anything. This is why Dwayne Wade will always be the best player on the Heat. This is why LeBron won’t play in the dunk contest.

I’m 100% sure that this kid cuts up his own food.