Meet Mamadou Ndiaye, from Senegal, Africa, the world’s tallest high school basketball player. Or as I like to call him, the next Greg Oden. Did this dude really just lose the tip-off? C’mon man, your 7′ 5″. No way you should ever lose a tip, especially to a team of little Asian kids wearing hot pink Nike’s. As soon as this dude declares for the draft Kim Kardashian is going to come running. 70 days later when she finds out he’s really 35 years old and has bad knees she’s going to be getting divorced again. This dude’s birth certificate is probably written in crayola crayon.

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