Last Friday an 87-year-old man was pulled over in Michigan with 104 bricks of cocaine in the bed of his truck. Good news is that this dude is only facing 10 years in prison. Imagine how bad ass he’s gonna be when he gets out? Detroit’s gonna have a 97-year-old man running pulling 200 bricks of cocaine with his hover round. He’s probably running the D like a boss. Everyone in Detroit is probably like you better not cross Old White, he’ll gum your ass to death, then run you over on his Rascal on 26’s.

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