How excited do you think the police in Zanesville, Ohio were when that call came over the radio? High fives all around probably. I’ve never been to Zanesville but an educated guess tells me that it’s probably not that exciting there. You know there’s that one guy on the force who joined just for the outside chance that some of the animals from the wild-animal park would escape. Little did he know he was going to get the chance to take down just about one of every species of big cat and some monkeys. The only thing that probably slowed them down was taking the rifles out of the boxes because they never had to use them before. At least show some respect to the animals and use thier furs to make some uniforms or something.

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